Another Date

Pretty woman, as I look at you when walk on by,
I see you turn around and smile, hoping to catch my eye.
As I smile back, all these dirty thoughts run through my mind,
looking at your sexy legs and your hot curvy behind.

I want to hold your hand and take you in both my arms,
I'm kind of looking forward to taking in all your charms.
When we go out I bring along a 5th of Irish whiskey
after I finish drinking it, I'm feeling kind of frisky.

A little while later I thought I may have blown my chance,
after drinking all that whiskey I just went and peed my pants.
What you say to me now really bursts my romantic bubble,
from now on I'll be known to you as Mister Urine trouble.

I know I'll find another girl because I get around,
and my outstanding charm and humor are, of course, renowned.
Could it possibly be, that I'm not as good as I think,
maybe I'll give it some thought as I sit back and have a drink.