Woamn's Guide to Extramarital Affairs

Practically all single men, a high percentage of single women and a disturbing percentage of married men are constantly on the prowl, looking for their next conquest. But what about married women? Do you seriously think that married women don’t cheat on their husbands? So, then, why do we always write about cheating husbands and not cheating wives? Do we assume that they’re always home blissfully taking care of the children? Perhaps they’re cheerfully waiting patiently in the kitchen with a wonderful home-cooked dinner for their husbands. When they travel on business, they curl up with a good book, don’t they?

Please!

Of course married women cheat, or many want to cheat, but because cheating by men is more socially acceptable and understood, married women often feel like they’re under the pressure of a moralistic thumb. Married women would be more successful if they just knew how to go about it. After all, practice makes perfect, and men practice their trade every chance they get. Why shouldn’t we? The problem is, in my opinion, that married women don’t know when to prowl, why to prowl or how to prowl.

To help those married women who are looking for “a little on the side”, I am going to present my guide to extramarital affairs. Consider it a field manual that describes under what conditions a married woman should consider an extramarital affair and what precautions they should take in pursuing the affair.

So, if you’re a married woman, why should you consider an extramarital affair? For starters, let’s consider why you should not have an extramarital affair-your sex life is terrible. Sure-it’s easy to blame your husband for a crummy sex life, but look deep inside yourself. Are you doing everything you can to make him want you? If you think he should want you simply because you’re his wife, then think again. In fact, consider that he may be having an affair and that’s why your sex life is lacking or, worse, unfulfilling. Let’s face it-no sex is better than sex without an orgasm.

A boring, unfulfilling or absent sex life is not a good reason for an affair until, that is, you have exhausted your options. In the next chapter we’ll discuss what methods you can use to fuel your husband’s desires and, for illustrative purposes, I’ll describe how I make sure my husband never loses interest in me.

So-under what conditions should you have an affair?

You want a sense of adventure
If your goal is not simply sex for sex’s sake, but sex that stretches the boundaries of acceptable behavior, then you may be ready for an affair. Of course, if that’s the case, you can do this with your husband, but it is always more exciting with a stranger, isn’t it? So, do you think it’s adventurous to pick a guy up, take him to your room or home and fuck him? You may become nervous doing that, but it’s not an adventure.

You want to try out something new before you try it on your husband
No, I’m not talking about the everyday things, like, for example, anal sex. I’m talking about something involving a man and a woman that is outside the norm, something that might cause a little pain. You want to know how a man responds, a man you don’t care about, so you can determine if you want to do it to or with your husband.

You meet a guy that you just have to have sex with
Hey-it happens to everyone. We’ve all seen them-the hot, sexy muscular guys that turn you on, the guys who know that they’re incredibly sexy, the guys with a distinguishable paso decidido y arrogante, the guys who you want to kiss almost more than you want to fuck-almost. If you start to tremble when you see him across a room then it is, in my mind, acceptable to stray a bit. Don’t you think your husband, if given the opportunity, would do the same

You want to try something new before you let your husband does it to you
Let’s assume that you’re sex life is constant, but lacking in imagination. Let’s further assume that you’ve heard your girlfriends talking and, well, you have heard them talk about things you’re never even imagined. What would those things be be? Again, I’m not talking about the mundane, like anal sex. You can do that any time you want and, besides, would you let a stranger do it before your husband did? Absolutely not! But, if you could come close, maybe you’d give it a try.

You want to go lesbian
Lesbian? Not I you say. But you have friends how have tried it and they have sworn by it, so, you think, there must be something to it. But, how can you do it, especially if you are at home most of the time? Well, if you have the chance, take it.

You’re interested in a threesome
You’ve discussed it with your husband and he has, to put it mildly, frowned on the idea. But you find yourself in a time and place with two gorgeous men and, well, they want you. Go for it! BTW, read my Instructional Manual first to learn how to best approach and prepare for threesomes.

You want to be a hooker for one night
You’re the church-going, PTA volunteering, recipe-browsing, landscaping, interior-designing, perfect stay-at-home woman. Maybe you’re the woman in the office everyone loves because you’re so chipper and friendly all the time. Maybe, just maybe, being that kind of woman drives you crazy and you have to get away, even for a moment. Can you do it with your husband? Probably not, especially if he’s made disparaging remarks about some other woman’s appearance, suggesting that she looked like a whore. But you wonder, what exactly is a whore and do they like their work?

I’d say these at the most reasonable circumstances under which you should attempt an affair. So, what are the dos and don’ts of extramarital affairs?

First-only have an affair with a married man unless, of course, you are having an affair with a woman. This is important. It’s unlikely that either of you will have condoms available, and you are much more likely to be with a clean guy if he’s married than if he is not. This includes a threesome-make sure they are both married. By the way, if you’re going to have a threesome with a man and a woman, it’s best if they’re married.

Second-after you have the affair, leave the guy in the dust. You don’t want some stranger pining after you. This leads to…

Third-resist the temptation to have an affair close to home! Trust me. This is not a good idea. Bide your time and wait until you are away from home.