Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage

          "Hah-hah you Are a worm! Momma was right all the time!
          There is only one thing to do with worms.. Crush them!"
        the giant lady bellowed as she dangled Bill O'Rielly by his
        penis over a copy of the Holy Bible. "Please! Squish me!"
        Bill screamed with tears in his eyes.

        "What a revenge; momma is gonna kiss me. All I have to do
        is mutter a few words, and you turn into the worm you truly
        are." the terrible giant lady laughed and slapped him in the
        face, shutting the Holy Bible on his penis. "Arg! I'm so sorry!"
        Mr. O'Rielly sobbed, "Squash, me!"

        "Crawl worm!" the bulging leather clad lady commanded.
        Bill dropped on all fours and was kicked in the butt, flat to
        the floor. The woman pressed her black heel into the back of
        his neck. "Are you trying to say something? You don't want
        to be one of my pets?" she mocked.

        "I know I'm a worm. I just want to be your worm." Bill O'Rielly
        blubbered. "Wow! And I thought I was a low life." Glen Beck
        whispered to Rush Limbaugh. Both of them had slipped into
        their diapers for their session with Mistress Joy Behar.
        "How long do I keep these lead weights tied to my balls?"
        Michael Savage begged. "When I'm done with this worm,
        I'll crush your balls." Joy chuckled with a cheshire cat smile.
        Michael Savage could not open his mouth wide enough to
        sob.

        "I work so hard! And this is all the joy I get?" Mr. Savage whimpered.
        "Shad-up!" Joy shouted as she spanked his goyam butt pink.
        Michael sobbed like a little boy. "I think I need my diapers changed."
        Rush interjected. He was quickly stripped and a microphone was
        thrust up his wide butt. "Say hello to your listeners!" Joy sneered;
        "You worthless men cannot stand the truth!"

        "Please.. crush me like a bug!" Bill O'Rielly crawled over to Mistress
        Joy Bahar. "Sex causes syphilis and then you get the girl pregnant."
        Bill muttered. Joy stuck her heel into the tip of his penis. "Arg! Thanks!"
        he grumbled and grabbed his bloodied member. Rush Limbaugh giggled
        and clapped his hands in glee. Joy poured a pot of boiling tea on his
        fun bag. "I-eeeee!" he screamed. "Like that tea party?" she queeried.
        Michael Savage peed a puddle. "This is the best Halloween party
        ever!" Glen Beck shouted.


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