A Lesson Learned

I was driving down the road at 75 miles per,
I didn't realize what might actually occur.
Suddenly as I make a turn, much to my surprise,
were a bunch of little chidren right before my eyes.

As I swerve hard to avoid them, and almost hit a tree,
I realize what kind of damage could be done by me.
then I hear the sirens,I'm being followed by the cops
I put my car back into gear and pull out all the stops.

The skies are getting cloudy as I go speeding into town,
I yell out the window please don't let the rain come down.
As I run through the many stop signs my day becomes complete,
up ahead some idiot couples are dancing in the street.

Needless to say I don't have to go very far,
before I notice people bouncing off my car.
The first couple that I hit went flying fifty feet,
I feel kind of like I am out here shooting skeet.

Going down another road, I feel I'm goin to get what I deserve,
I realize that I am heading to the place they call Dead Man's Curve.
As my car goes flying off the road, I go flying out the door.
If I'm able to survive this mess, I'll never speed anymore.