Crocodile Chronicles

    There was once a vile Nile crocodile
    Ancient and cruel and full of bile
    Who, with his grinning, toothy smile,
    Could no-one but himself beguile.

    There was once a vile Nile crocodile
    Ancient and cruel and full of bile
    Who swallowed entire a cannibal isle
    Then sat ‘n’ burped for quite a while.

    There was once a vile Nile crocodile
    Ancient and cruel and full of bile
    Who danced on his tail for a nautical mile
    When croc-skin shoes went out of style.



    TO BE CONTINUED WHEN I GET MORE SILLY IDEAS.