Founders of our country,
All them out to get me.
Beware of the Bilderbergers,
Bow down to the Rockefellers,
All hail to the Rothschilds --
Will they brainwash your child?
Have they brainwashed you, child?
Don't forget the Masons,
Famed tools of the devil,
All the pagans and the wiccans,
Come on, let's level.
They've got Jay-Z,
And Beyonce too.
Kanye West and Bono, what will we do?
What can we do?
Look, they all got ahead 'cause of some great scheme.
They all got ahead 'cause they're rich and mean.
They all got ahead (you see?)
Because of something that's outside me.
Not because I couldn't be,
Not because I wouldn't be
What it is I'd like to be......
And why that is, at last, I see.
Because they're all Illuminati
(It's such a sin),
They're all Illuminati,
And I'm just dim.