Little Jack Horner Revisited

Instructions for contest:Tell me your favorite Nursery Rhyme... there's only one hitch: You have to change the words of the poem, all except the first line which can be part of the first line or the full first line of the original nursery rhyme. Please note all poems must rhyme.Please post the link to the original nursery rhyme with the new rhyme that you create.


http://www.rhymes.org.uk/little_jack_horner.htm


Original:

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
Eating his Christmas pie,
He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum
And said "What a good boy am I!"

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner,
His mother had ordered, "Time Out!"
He sucked on his thumb, until it was numb.
All he could do then was pout.

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
Until his punishment was through.
He knew that he could be really good,
And do what his parents said, "Do".

Little Jack Horner stayed out of the corner.
He listened to his mom and dad.
He was a good boy, and shared his new toy,
And never again was he bad.