Archie

      "By wiggling meadow plains..." intro music.


      "Archie why wont you have sex with me?" Edith snaps.

      "Just stifal it!" Archie replies.

      "Archie male impotence is very common. There are a lot of helpful medical
      options." Meathead son in law.

      "I'm not impotent.. Jeeeze! I just want to read my paper." Archie flips off his
      news paper.

      "Yeah. I could hear you flipping off in the showah!" Edith shouts and runs
      into the kitchen.

      "Dahhhhad! That's so gross!" Sally Fields frowns. "Go in there and kiss her."
      his daughter continues making fierce eyes.

        Archie grimaces as he rise from his chair and walks into the Kitchen.
      There is a shout and pots and dishes fall. Archie runs out the kitchen with
      his pants partially pulled down.

      "She attacked me! She's sex crazy!" Archie grabs his hat, "I going to
      the bar!."

      Edith comes out of the kitchen, looking guilty.

      "I flipped him with margarine." she makes a wicked smile.

    "We could use a man like Herbert Hoover again..." epilogue music.


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