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Gary's Lament
For the Write Me a Limerick Contest February 2011
Rated:
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Entries must be in limerick form (see example above).
Entries must use one of the opening line options provided.
Entries must be rated E. Family friendly content only!
Maximum of 30 qualifying entries will be accepted per contest round.

FEBRUARY'S OPENING LINES
There once was a actor named Joe
The spinster who lived down the street
Aunt Suzy made chicken for dinner
A very brave fellow named Gary
One day little Bradley stopped talking


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Gary's Lament

By Indelibleink



A very brave fellow named Gary,
Wed a circus clown named Sherry.
Her big fake red nose
T'was real - the story goes
Was the bridegroom surprised? Yes, very!


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