Sex Is Overated

Entry for Coloring the World Contest. Prompt: "____________is Overated." Have fun with this week's prompt.

"Sex is overrated,”
Said the ovum to the sperm.
“You swim upstream
Then pierce my shell
With just a little squirm.

All that talk of pleasure
Does not pertain to me.
I don’t find it sexy,
Nor is it my cup of tea!

Foreplay is non-existent.
I don’t even get a kiss.
You simply swim right at me,
Sometimes, you even miss!

And talk about being picky!
The temp must be just right.
And the ambiance of chemicals
Prevail or you’ll take flight.

Before you get all hot and bothered
Just listen when I say,
I think sex is overrated,
But, people don’t think that way.”