Trek Limerick

There once was a Captain named Kirk
Around whom women went berserk
But Kirk would rather fly
in his ship 'cross the sky
(no wonder they thought him a jerk!)


Picard and his Enterprise crew
Launched Trek adventures anew!
But Wesley was there
With brains so rare
Its surprising he let others work too.

Ben Sisko commands DS-9
Where with truth he walks a fine line
He's the Emissary that's true
He hates Picard too
But Kassidy loves him just fine!

Captain Janeway played by Mulgrew
Was a woman to captain a crew
Her team bonded well
She took them through h*ll
They trusted her completely, wouldn't you?