Captain Banana Peel

No one should ever have to fear;
Captain Banana Peel is here.
I'll capture all the creepy guys
and dry the tears of pretty eyes.

I'll toss banana peels around
then watch the crooks fall to the ground.
I'll tie them up - lock them away;
I'll be the hero of the day.

I'll rid the city of the thieves
and comfort everyone who grieves.
You can be sure I'll never fail;
the cheating chumps will go to jail.

I am the hero with appeal
with legs of iron and arms of steel.
With yellow cape and suit of brown;
I zip and zap all through the town.

Just shout my name and I'll be there;
you'll see me flying through the air.
So if you call, don't do it now;
I broke my pinky nail somehow.