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  WELCOME TO THE PISCEAN PALACE! Please forgive the above representation of me. I didn't like the setup of the painting, and it shows. I don't normally wear bikini-tops or g-strings, and I couldn't give a fig about an acorn. I think the painter and PatrickB-new biz with MissBee  must have had a great laugh over it. I got a nice bonus for posing, though, so that's all I care about.Oh, yeah, I'm Shayella Fernleaf, official receptionist and herald of the Piscean Palace. I'm a glade sprite. You are here because you are interested in learning more about our proprietor PatrickB-new biz with MissBee and his writing. Somewhere in his deranged mind he decided that folders and item-numbers weren't good enough, so he created an entire palace devoted to his existence on Writing.Com. Good thing, too, or I wouldn't be here. I know what you're thinking. It must be strange to know that you only winked into existence a short time ago, but I assure you it's not strange at all. My creator has gifted me with a birthday, a birthplace, a childhood, parents, siblings, a robust body and mind, and enough memories (both good and bad) for me to reminisce about until the sun explodes. How do you know the same thing didn't happen to you last Tuesday? Are you sure? Give it some thought ...I have been given the honor of compiling and editing the first edition of the Piscean Palace Visitor's Manual, a task I do not take lightly. PatrickB-new biz with MissBee has locked himself in the Musatorium for a few days creating maps of the more important areas of the palace for you to enjoy. Also, some of the staff have been asked to write a short description of their domains to be included along with the maps. Our proprietor has asked me to urge you to drop by the Gift Shop and sign the guest register. He doesn't know you were here unless you let him know! We would also like to encourage you to complete a "hunt slip" for the Piscean Palace Scavenger Hunt. This fun activity gives you a chance to earn GPs and a merit badge! Please see the details of the activity here:
HOW TO USE THIS MANUAL Okay, so the best way to use this is to imagine each room or chamber of the Piscean Palace as a folder in PatrickB-new biz with MissBee 's portfolio. Below each short description are the links to each of his items and images, as well as a sneak peek of what might be. Don't put too much count in these sneak peeks, however, for like all artists, our proprietor is fickle sometimes. He says all the time: "Oh, the muse is tickling! I must go!" and he runs like a maniac to the Musatorium only to come out in an hour looking forlorn and drained. When we ask what he was creating, he only shrugs and says: "Nothing. My muse got bored." I don't have the heart to tell him that that just sounds bad ...Anyway, it really is unnecessary now to use PatrickB-new biz with MissBee 's Writing.Com portfolio, unless during normal site navigation. What he recommends is favoriting this document and using it to link to all his other documents. This edition will be updated with any additions into his portfolio. This manual is divided into (7) sections: the Piscean Palace Gift Shop, the Great Library, the Vestibule, the Hall of Honor, the Piscean Palace Common Room, Molly's Academy, and the Musatorium    "Piscean Palace "Thank You" cNote Shop #1"  [E] Zodiac-themed "Thank You" cNotes by the master digital artist Kagaya. Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo "Piscean Palace "Thank You" cNote Shop #2" [E] Zodiac-themed "Thank You" cNotes by the master digital artist Kagaya. Libra, Scorpio, Saggitarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces "Rock and Roll Crosswords!" [E] Crossword puzzles using discography, lyrics, and history. Researched and created by PatrickB-new biz with MissBee !"Alice in Chains" ""Praise" cNotes " [E]When an awardicon is not possible, send a note of praise! Featuring the art of MC Escher!  COMING SOON! "Rock and Roll Crosswords!" [E] "Pink Floyd" "Led Zeppelin" "The Seattle Scene, circa 1993," "80's New Wave"     Items requiring a special visitor's pass. Please apply with M. Braga at the reception desk. (Email PatrickB-new biz with MissBee for Passkey) "The Betrayer of the Virtues" [E] A young priestess begins having vivid dreams of warning and salvation. The young crown prince of the peaceful kingdom of Oresko reluctantly takes the throne amidst personal tragedy and climactic catastrophe ... A cunning force of destruction bears down, wielding an ancient and hidden power, led by one who seethes at the loss of what he perceives is his birthright. Can two teenagers find enough courage to save their way of life from the betrayer of the Virtues and a world going mad with evil? Or will it be overrun by its ancient enemy from the West?  "Adriannah and Me: A Romance" [GC] GRAPHIC EROTICA A scathing narrative-blog of sex, drugs, rock and roll, and hot fairies! Getcha some!  Feel free to browse, read, rate, and/or review at your leisure SHORT FICTION -- General Audiences "The Morning the Wisp Was Late" [13+] Two young wizard apprentices learn the awful truth about their master.  "The Redemption of Heather" [18+] In the five minutes after a head-on collision, Heather realizes what is most important.  "Aurora's Humanity" [13+] "They called themselves humans. She had done everything she could for them." SHORT FICTION -- Mature Audiences    "The Legend of Kaysha " [GC] GRAPHIC EROTICA From slave girl to revolutionary to queen, the legend begins. 2nd Place Contest Winner! "New Promises" [GC] GRAPHIC EROTICA Zack invites Carrie to a cabin to respark their relationship. Will these promises be kept? "Tantalus, Fruit Finally Get Together" [GC] GRAPHIC EROTICA Patrick snorts Dust, shrinking to Adriannah's size. "69, Styrofoam Scepters, and Dirty Words" [GC] GRAPHIC EROTICA Patrick and Adriannah play bondage games and muse over the nature of dirty words. "Cougar-Fairies and Vodka Shots, 2 of 3" [GC] GRAPHIC EROTICA Patrick tries to save Jake from Lola and then takes a bath with Adriannah. POETRY "The Maiden of the Dying Love" [13+] As her love heads to sea, a girl curses Thetis and raises the goddess' ire. 1st Place!! "Cellular Irony" [18+] A quaint look back to a time when not everyone over 30 years-old had a cell phone. "Adriannah's "Russian Dance"" [13+] A poem written to my muse after she dances Tchaikovsky's "Russian Dance" for me. "Serpent's Bargain" [13+] The tainting effect monotheistic religion has had on the act of lovemaking. NEW! "It Surely Appeared to Be Wicked" [18+] When a mind splits in two, there is little hope for sanity. NEW! "I'll Wait For You in the Blue Sky" [13+] A helpless Aztec warrior laments his lover's theft by Spanish pirates.    MY "RISING STARS" EXPERIENCE "My Rising Stars Sponsor: Vikki" [ASR] A document I will use to display the work and activity of my Rising Stars sponsor, Vikki. "My Rising Star: A.E. Willcox!" [ASR] Celebrating my wonderful Rising Star A.E. Willcox and her writing! PERSONAL NARRATIVES "Yucky" [ASR] Featuring a video where my son helps me revise Skinner's Theory of Operant Conditioning. PHOTO ALBUMS "Pictures of Me (Who Cares?!)" [E] All of you who have never given below a 2-star rating, get ready! "A Few of My Pencil Drawings" [E] These were done with pencil. I apologize for the quality of the photographs. THE PISCEAN PALACE SCAVENGER HUNT "The Piscean Palace Scavenger Hunt" [ASR] Come on in and learn about this fun and rewarding activity! Earn GPs and a merit badge!     "The Art of Criticism" [13+]  Rewarding the true artists who add content, color, and format to the Public Review Page!  "Tome of Artistry I" [ASR] Volume I: Featuring the reviewers who have been enshrined by "The Art of Criticism." "Tome of Artistry II" [ASR] Volume II: Featuring the reviewers who have been enshrined by "The Art of Criticism."     PASSIONATE MINDSCAPES  "Passionate Mindscapes Weekly Winners" [E]  A listing of the poems that were voted best for a given week. THE ART OF CRITICISM PROJECT "The Art of Criticism Alumni Group" [ASR] A place to gather enshrinees from The Art of Criticism project. "The Art of Criticism Interview/Survey" [ASR] Interview/Survey for those inducted into the Tome of Artistry NEW!"The Art of Criticism Project Vault" [ASR] Bank and accounting leger for all funds raised for The Art of Criticism Project. "The Art of Criticism Compendium" [13+] An indexed and selective collection of articles on reviewing. WINE CELLAR (MIXED VINTAGES)  NEW!"YOTCOPL Review Samples" [ASR] Samples taken from the past packages for prospective bidders to see. NEW!"Green Witch Arsenal Lists and Forum" [E] From The Curse of the Green Witch Halloween Raffle Event NEW!"Green Witch Rules and Purchase Forum" [13+] From The Curse of the Green Witch Halloween Raffle Event    THE GRAMMAR BEE SERIES "Hyphens! Hop Away, Grasshoppers!" [13+] Twenty-one totally butchered grammar-nightmares in one easy-to-read explanation. "17 Common Spelling/Usage Errors" [13+] A list of words commonly misspelled. The Grammar Bee advises to learn them, grasshopper! "Those Wacky Synonym Pairs" [13+] A list of the most common synonym pairs that baffle grammar grasshoppers. "CommaCommaCommaCommaComma Chameleon!" [13+] The biggest grammar issue ever! Commas! Come, grasshopper! See the Grammar Bee! THE SPIRE OF ESOTERIA ""Branding" Reviews: A Chat Room Lecture" [ASR] A lecture about the influence your reviewing style has on your reputation as a writer. "Five Ways to Review One Item" [ASR] Five different scaled reviews for the same item with explanation and critique. "Book Review Journal and Index" [13+] An ongoing list of books I have read with accompanying thoughts and criticisms. COMING SOON! "Interpreting Conventions in Poetry" [13+] "A comprehensive guide to interpreting and reviewing poetry."    DIGITAL ART GIFTED TO ME Rising Stars Certificates "Rising Stars Banner April 2011" [E]"Rising Stars Banner July 2011" [E]"Rising Stars Banner November 2011" [E]Miscellaneous "PatrickB Signature I" [E] "Simply Positive Review Signature" [E] "Simply Positive Review Signature II" [E] "Corielle Signature" [E] "Adriannah Signature" [E] "PatrickB Credentials Sig" [E] "Serpent's Bargain Quote" [E]"Adriannah and Me Title Signature" [E]"PatrickB SteamPunk Sig" [E]"PM Sig 1 by Amanda" [E] "Rising Star Sig 1 by Amanda" [E]"Rising Stars ~ Patrick's Sponsor Sig" [E]"SAJ Review Challenge Award Plaque" [E]"Poetry Contest Corner Review Sig" [E]DIGITAL ART CREATED BY ME Passionate Mindscapes Group Signatures "Passionate Mindscapes Official Insignia" [E] "PM Group Leaders Insignia" [E]"PM Title Signature 1" [E] "PM Title Signature 2" [E] "PM Title Signature 3" [E] "PM Hall of Sensual Poets Title Sig" [E] "Passionate Mindscapes Award Certificate" [E] Passionate Mindscapes Review Signatures "Miss Bee PM Sig 1" [E] "Miss Bee PM Sig 2" [E]"Miss Bee PM Sig 3" [E] "Miss Bee PM Sig 4" [E] "Miss Bee PM Sig 5" [E] "Miss Bee PM Sig 6" [E] "Patrick PM Sig 1" [E] "Patrick PM Sig 2" [E] "Patrick PM Sig 3" [E] "Patrick PM Sig 4" [E] "Patrick PM Sig 5" [E]"Patrick PM Sig 6" [E] Hall of Sensual Poets Bust Certificates "Teargen Bust" [E] "DRSmith Bust" [E] "DRSmith 2 Bust" [E] "SWPoet Bust" [E] Group Affiliation Signatures ""The Betrayer" Simply Positive Sig 1" [E] ""The Betrayer" Simply Positive Sig 2" [E]""The Betrayer" Simply Positive Sig 3" [E] ""The Betrayer" Simply Positive Sig 4" [E] ""The Betrayer" Simply Positive Sig 5" [E] ""The Betrayer" Simply Positive Sig 6" [E] "SAJ Review Signature" [E] "Novel Review Group Signature" [E]"JBIWT Review Signature" [E]The Art of Criticism Project "TAoC Compendium Review Series Sig" [E] "TAoC Compendium Title Sig" [E]"TAoC Quote Sig" [E] "Tome of Artistry Title Signature" [E] "MC Escher TAoC Tag" [E] "TAoC Sculpture Right" [E] "TAoC Sculpture Left" [E] "TAoC Donations Banner" [E] "TAoC Auction/Raffle Proceeds" [E] "TAoC Featured Reviewers Banner" [E] "TAoC General Procedures Banner" [E] "TAoC Introduction Banner" [E] "The Art of Criticism Title Signature" [E]Tome of Artistry Personalized Signatures "ToA Sig (Winnie Kay)" [E]"ToA Sig (Mia)" [E]"ToA Sig (Daniel O. Casey)" [E]"ToA Sig (Gladiola)" [E]"ToA Sig (JFarbs)" [E]"ToA Sig (Evertrap)" [E]"ToA Sig (Maryann)" [E]"ToA Sig (Itchy Water)" [E]"ToA Sig (AE Willcox)" [E]"ToA Sig (Inker)" [E]"ToA Sig (Happyfingers)" [E]"ToA Sig (Dreamin1)" [E] |
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