Let the Rabbits Wear Glasses!

Let rabbits wear glasses;

Call them people.

Synthesize their addiction;

Give the masses their opium.

Feed their ravenous gluttony;

With it pacify them.

Rot their minds ever so slowly

With Britney and football,

While eternally enslaving them.

Shadow their intuition

With the latest celebrity scandal.

Give them a mass produced

Sense of identity and self worth.

Herd the Rabbits forward;

Into uncontested obedience.


*Props to Tool for the title.