Muzzy for President!

        Muzzy sits by a crackling fireplace... in June with his faithful dog,
    Checkers and Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin. Sarah is playing
    with Checkers at her opposite french chair.

    "This is a good time to talk about change." Muzzy begins.

    "Yeah. Were going to wake up the country like Paul Revere!" Sarah exclaims.

    "Right. Our country needs to grow. It needs to be competitive. For too long
    we have spread our wealth around the world, hoping to buy favors from foreign
    Potentates and the horny french bankers.(Checkers barks)

    Let us take what we need! We have bases strategically placed throughout
    the world. If I am elected president my first act will be the expansion of our
    borders. Canada and Mexico are ours! Why not? Most of them live here
    anyway(Muzzy shrugs)."

    Sarah rings a bell with one hand and hugs Checkers.

    "Always remember... you are Americans! You can sell anything!
    And if elected president I will legalize prostitution, marijuana and indentured
    servantude. There will be no shame in smoking a bong with your maid."

    "Right on!" Sarah shouts and Checkers barks.

    "I will never tax you. If there is need of revenue enhancement; a foreign
    country will be invaded and their spoils taken and there women sold.
    That's what the Bible tells us to do." Muzzy takes a sip of water.

    "God bless America!" Sarah shouts ...

    "Have a good evening and pleasant tomorrow.." Muzzy rubs Checkers head.
    Sarah is standing beside him, holding Checkers as they wave with giant toothy
    smiles.


    Music: Let freedom ring! Let Paul Revere sing! And the Eagle screech!


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