Cover Your Ta Tas, Please

Back in the days of the French Revolution it was common attire for women’s bosoms to be exposed.  Corsets were cinched tightly to protrude their Ta Tas into new heights of glory.  Ample busted women were adorned with jewels to amplify their resting places.

Fashion changed with the times and along came the women’s rights and high necked collars became traditional attire. Women tucked their Ta Tas behind cloth to protect them from the bugs as they plowed fields, fought Indians, and civilized the west. Sure, there were the salon girls that still exposed their milky whites, but they were scorned as un-ladylike creatures and the scourge of society. 

We changed the hemline a few times and teased men with our halter dresses that flirted but never exposed.

So what happened? What happened with the neck lines of today’s women?

I find it very annoying to look at my co-workers Ta Tas when I am trying to do my job. Ever have one of them come over to you while you are seated at your desk? Not so bad as you look up at them. All you see is the underbelly of the mountains but, MY GOD, when they bend forward to check the computer screen it’s a avalanche of bosoms falling into sight. Ouch! I don’t want to see that. Put your Ta Tas away until after work.

What are teaching our young girls? Their role models are becoming more and more like Salon Girls then women advocates.

I say, we need more bugs at the office so those girls will cover up. Give them a few mosquito bites to scratch and they’ll learn the power of turtle necks.