DWAM

      10:41 PM
      I have been driving for how long?
      I know I'm going somewhere.
      This must be an important trip.
      I have my grey suit on.
      Why am I wearing a toupee?
     
      This is not a toupee.
      It is a wig.
      I am in drag.
      Did I just run a red light?
      Oh, God a police car.

      Where is my license?
      The officer is a woman.
      I don't understand her.
      She isn't speaking English.
      Jesus!

      What country is this?
      I'm standing beside the highway.
      She is calling in my license.
      I need to pee.
      I have a penis!

      I thought I was wagging.
      This is a very nice business suit.
      Maybe I am here on business.
      But, why would I be in a dress?
      These are comfortable flats.

      Asoni.
      I"m in Europe!
      The officer is taking me away.
      She is very pretty.
      She is speaking broken English.
      "We take you home." she smiles.

      I ask for my license.
      I have forgotten my name.
      Oh?
      Michael Savage.
      Yes; I am very important.

     
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        "Take me out to the ball game."
        "Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks"
        Heh-Heh.
        I like to sing.
        I knew I was doing something important.


        999-777-666  Bingo!


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