Domination

Let's look at folks who think they win,
and see what they get out?
They always wind up in the bin,
that we should never doubt.

Charlie Sheen, Rupert Murdoch,
all the daft lost souls.
They looked like they we coming on top,
but had all the wrong goals.

One man cannot dominate,
two women will kick your ass.
Turn a profit by spreading hate,
you'll have to repeat the class.

Don't rush your people into space,
there's plenty to do down here.
You've got to keep a steady pace,
to minimise the fear.

Anyway, you've got it nailed.
Mad scientologists.
Their crazy boat already sailed.
into the solar mists.

See, aliens might be confused,
projections of the Buddha.
The split they had was ever fused,
joined? They say we shoulda.

So what they really want to know,
is how do we make two?
The answer ain't that hard to grow,
it just takes them, and you.

But guess what? Some are happy here.
They'll move when it feel right.
In the meantime, crack an ice cold beer,
and I'll bid you, good night!