Coffee Conference

Left said, “But Carbon forms a double bond with the hydroxyl radical. You can’t break that pair with simple sunlight.”

Right corrected her, “No, no, no, I’m not using the raw distillate from the refining stack. I pass it over a Calcium catalyst bed first. That’s why it loses the crude properties and tastes like coffee.”

Left says, “I see. Do you know what impact this will have on the Central America coffee growers?”

Right answers, “Who cares. Think of the money we’ll make.”


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