Johny was sitting on the Kitchen floor playing with his chemistry set. His mom walked in and asked, "What are you doing, honey?"
"I'm working on an experiment," Johny exclaimed with a sinister look on his face.
"I heard dad saying how his damn hairline was too high. So I decided to surprise him with something that would help him grow his hair back. I tried it on an orange first but it didn't work. So I went into the bathroom where you keep your hair stuff and I put double of that can of "hair" you have in the bathroom." Johny showed her a can with the word "NAIR (feminine hair remover)" written on it. "Dad's gonna have lots of hair!"
"I don't think your father is going to be too excited about that," replied Johny's mother.
"Oh sure he is mom. You know how he's always mad about losing his hair. I wanted to use that other bottle of stuff called, pero...perox...,"
"Peroxide?," interjected Johny's mother.
"Yeah, that's it, but the cap was stuck. Good thing too or I wouldn't have found the HAIR stuff. I can't wait until he wakes up and sees the change."
"What?," Johny's Mother shrieked, her jaw open mouthed in disbelief
"Yeah, I really wanted to surprise him so I put it on his head while he was sleeping," said Johny with a proud grin on his face.
Just at that moment, a loud, infuriated scream filled the room, "Johhhnnyyy!"