Olympic 2012: Zombie Fast Food

Olympic 2012: Zombie Fast Food

Zombies love the fast food treats.
Like the kind found at swim or track meets.
The fastest ones are what a zombie eats.
What we're talking about here are Olympic athletes.

The cute 'Mascot', Wenlock, is scouting around.
All over London, he can be found.
Listing the tastiest...And covering good ground.
Zombies will be ready for attack, without a sound.

The Olympic torch, during the ceremony will light,
A signal of where zombies can get a quick bite.
They'll wait until after each race, to avoid a fight.
Then feast on athletes, to their cold hearts delight.

Mouths will water with each yummy thought,
Of all the fast food which will soon be caught.
Fast food such as this just couldn't be bought,
Like swimmers and runners in the competition they fought.