Profile: Louisa, Queen of the Undead

We meet Louisa at the corner drug store where she is in the process of buying food for an evening at home with the possibility of poetry afterwards. She is young, with long dark hair and pale skin—in fact she looks a lot like Bella from Twilight except without the unnatural obsession with vampires.

As she stands in line, she receives a text from Dave, who breaks up with her rather cruelly and cryptically, stating: GT LST. HV FND NW GURL. UR POTRY STNKS. LUV DV

In despair, (and disgust for the text talk) she swears never to love again, and tragically makes her purchase. We can tell that the clerk has seen the whole thing, because he mutters:

And thus we see that tragedy abounds
With zombie bite she’ll sing poetic sounds

She ignores him.

Later that night, Louisa has just settled down to watch a weepy movie in standard ‘I’m going to be chased by a zombie’ clothes she hears a knock at her door. Being a standard zombie movie heroine, she immediately assumes it’s Dave and opens the door.

It’s the store clerk, looking much greener, who chases her through her apartment, out the back door, and into a crowd of zombies who make her recite a poem before biting her in joyous admiration.

Filled with revenge, Louisa and her cohort of zombie fans spend the rest of the movie seeking Dave and his new girlfriend out for their brains.


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Written for "Poetry Zombies: Dawn of the Dreck!"  [18+].


Word count: 244