What if God Spoke to You?

        Vita was the nine hundred and ninety ninth replicant. She was very
  conspicuous in an age blessed by immortality. Through many genetic
  engineerings Vita was almost perfect. She had lived 999 years and was
  beautiful. There was one defect. Vita did not know what the purpose of her
  life was. She just liked to have fun. The grandeurs of her life spanned the
  stars. She was bored.
          "Peeps!" her purple pet leapt into her lap. It was a furry animal
  from a distant planet. "Oh, Peeps. If only I could tell you how sad I am."
  Vita sighed and scratched her pet. Peeps purred, "Maybe, you should
  look for inner peace?" "Inner peace? Peeps you say the strangest things."
  Vita smiled and combed Peeps long fluffy purple hair.
          "There are many religions that can give you a higher purpose." Peeps
  continued to purr. Vita stared down at her tiny pet, "Where did I find you?"
  Peeps looked up, "Earth. I was at Metallica Concert and you snatched me."
  "Oh yes, I remember now. You looked so cute with your purple hair." Vita
  played with her pet, rubbing his belly. "I .. ah" Peeps tried to finish his thought,
  but the belly rubbing was distracting him, "Have you thought about God?"
          Vita stopped her petting. She had not thought about God for a long time.
  "Well, I have everything I need. And I can do God like things. I made a new race."
  she smiled excitedly and showed him her pink monkeys. Peeps swallowed
  hard nervously, "That's great. But, what does it all mean?" Vita narrowed her
  eyes at Peeps, "It means I can do what I please." Peeps felt endangered,
  "Why aren't you happy?"
            Vita sat back, looking down her nose at Peeps. That was the question.
  "I don't know." she replied and put peeps back on a planet she had made for him.
  The planet had all the food and drink and women Peeps could need.
  But, her pet still wanted to go back to Australia. Most peculiar. Vita stretched
  out her hands and held his planet .. She could crush it. She blew Peeps a kiss
  and let the planet spin off into its orbit.

            "I love you Peeps." Vita smiled and slept.


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