That's Not What I said

That's Not What I said

Thats not what I said,

The five words the proceed so many arguments,

Dose this dress make me look fat,

Then that aqua rd pause,

So you think I'm fat now,

Then those infamous words,

That's not what I said,

How about we go to my Mothers tonight,

Another  aqua rd pause,

So now you hate my mother,

No, that's not what I said,

The next thing you know,

You are sitting home alone on the couch,

With an angry wife,

And a soon to be angry Mother-In law,

Ain't life grand?