Scientists, God Love 'em

Scientists, God love ‘em, are very strange entities. They are smart people, and yet they view the world, and information already established as something to re-evaluate. Perhaps, what we know is not correct, and it is their mission to find the truth, to correct past theories, and to inform us of another possible scenario.

I was watching the History channel, Ancient Aliens series, when I discovered that Scientists are now arguing that not only are we visited by aliens, but we have been since the beginning of time. The new theories invade what we know as being perfectly representative of Ancient Aliens being involved with our existence.

One episode pointed out that Angels are possibly explainable as Ancient Aliens interference in our society. Obviously, ancient man (being the stupid cave man-evolved-from-apes that he is) could describe alien activity the best way they knew how and that was by creating the Angel effect. We couldn’t handle the truth so we softened the reality of powerful aliens into protective angels from God.

The scientists also point to various events depicted in the Bible, such as Noah’s flood, as ancient aliens manipulating our environment. The next hurricane could be due to pissed off aliens.

Wow, the thought of being a zoo animal controlled by powerful beings capable of inflicting disaster on a whim is inspiring, isn’t it? So there is no God? Aliens control our world? We are lab animals? I’m not sure what the Scientists want us to take away from this knowledge? They are working hard, researching documents from the Dead Sea Scrolls, cave drawings, natural wonders, analyzing ancient man’s writing all to prove that aliens have been and still are in control of our existence. But why? What do they want us to do about it?

If what they say is true, then what are we to do? Why are we working so hard?

Instead of going to the office tomorrow, why aren’t we building communication devices so that we can contact them and butter someone’s ass? They do have asses, don’t they? Well, of course, they do that’s how scientists explain evil. Every society has an ass and aliens are no exception.

In reference to ghostly experiences, Scientists offer the theory that an alien would be able to control time, space and speed, thus moving through our world without being seen, except on occasion when we detect them and being the stupid-cave-man-direct-evolved-from-apes that we are, we of course, think it’s a ghost.

Okay, so let’s see this from the Scientists point of view. Let’s say that they have convinced us to accept the truth of our existence as being from Ancient Aliens and that they are all around us, some are even living normal lives among us—what are they waiting for? Oh, yeah, D-Day, Armageddon, The End Of The World, The End Times; instead of being God’s judgment day it is the Ancient Aliens returning to finish us off, to bring the lost ones back into their fold and destroy the rest of mankind.

Man, if that turns out to be true then there are a lot of people that are going to feel pretty silly in the morning sun. Here we are worrying about fashion, spending money, making money, going about our lives following our morals, rules, laws and doing what is ‘right’ and all the time we were just puppets of the universe being studied by beings of a higher power.

The devil didn’t make me do it, it was that damn alien.

Let me give you another scenario for aliens. I love it when people get into a conversation about aliens and the first thing they say to me is, “You actually believe that in this vast universe we are the only life force?”

“Yeah, that’s what I believe. I think aliens are us. Sometime in the future we finally figure out time, time travel, and the usage of time and the manipulation of time. And the UFO’s and sightings are us, traveling through time for whatever reason we’ll know about then.

God created man, and he is not an alien. Fashion is a stupid waste of time and money, and Angels are real beings. The world is not going to end, until it’s time.