Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe

    There was an old woman, who lived in a shoe. 
    Hit hard by the recession, what else can one do?

    She had several children, with a guy from Nepal.
    The guy started drinking and abandoned them all.

    In the shoe with the children, she barely could take it.
    Survival skills weak, she just wouldn't make it.

    One kid complained that the bread was too stale,
  so she beat them all soundly,  and now she's in jail.