WHAT GRANNY'S DO.

WHAT GRANNY’S DO

My Granny got a new fishing boat
About two years, or so ago
‘Cause of the things that Granny does,
She likes fishing best I know.

Ever since she bought that darn thing,
Granny comes back just wishing
She had caught the one that got away,
While she was out there fishing.

So now Granny’s made a special anchor,
That I saw just last night.
It has so many things attached to it
Sure is an awesome sight.

She started with an old hubcap,
Then welded on a wheel.
Next she added a big old anvil,
Made out of solid steel,

Then chained on a new computer,
With monitor and all,
Put it in a case of glass she made,
With Krazy Glue last fall.

Says she’s going to network it,
To another in her boat,
Then e-mail those fish right in,
And Granny doesn’t gloat.

Some Granny’s get their cars stuck,
On a muddy country road.
Some write poetry all day long,
Until they have a load.

My Granny wants the ice to melt,
So she can get to fishing,
And catch the one that got away.
Granny’s plumb tired of wishing!

©12/01/11

Monty

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