Here Comes Sandusky, Here Comes Sandusky

Here Comes Sandusky, Here Comes Sandusky

By Indelibleink

(Author's Note: These lyrics are intended to be sung to the tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus" which was written by Gene Autry and popularized by Elvis Presley. If you've been living in a cave and the song isn't familiar to you, check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1NP0x4bawg to get an idea, and I suggest you certainly try to get out a little more often! If you aren't familiar with Jerry Sandusky's Penn State pedophelia case, just Google it. Yep, sometimes the truth, as they say, is stranger than fiction).

Here comes Sandusky, here comes Sandusky,
Right down Pedophile Lane.

Young boys or young men, each one must fear,
A guy who's just insane.
Jerry's a-winking, guess what he's thinking,
Who shall I corner tonight?
Grab your son and head indoors,
'Cause Jerry's got him in his sight.

Here comes Sandusky, here comes Sandusky,
Ready to raise some Cain.

He's got a bag that's filled with toys
For shower time again.
Jerry's hopin' they'll be a-soapin'
Far-far into the night.
He's a nut, so cover your butt,
And scream with all your might.

Here comes Sandusky, here comes Sandusky,
Ready to inflict more pain.

He doesn't care if they're rich or poor
To him they're all the same.
Jerry preys on little children,
To him it's all so right.
Scarred for life from Jerry's deeds,
Hard to imagine that kind of fright.

Here comes Sandusky, here comes Sandusky,
One more link in his chain.

He'll come around when school lets out,
And find a life to stain.
Peace on Earth will come to all,
If we follow Jerry tonight.
Cyanide added to his egg nog,
Will begin to make things right.


Will begin to make things right!


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