Dirty Harry for President?

            Dirty Harry walks out to the press.
            "I know what you punks are thinking. Am I going to throw you
            all in jail? Huh-well do yah punk?"

            A reporter stands up to ask a question. President Callahan pulls
            out his 357 magnum and blows the reporters head clean off.
            "What? He should have armed himself, if he's going to ask me
            a question." Harry smirks.

            "I have the authority by the Home Land Defense Amendment
            to take executive action against any person or persons, who
            maybe a threat to the Presidency." Dirty Harry takes a sip of beer.

            The press conference is ended. President Callahan enters the
            oval office and has sex with his secretary Jakie. She has no choice.
            Everyone is fearful of being arrested for treason or subversion.
            "I would like to nuke Iran." Dirty Harry snorts his poppers.
            Jackie giggles and continues her oral sex.

            In a matter of minutes Iran is nuked. No one can counterman the
            President. He has declared marshal law.
            China and Russia respond by nuking the west coast and Alaska.
            Dirty Harry is safe in his bunker somewhere in Minnesota.
            WW III has begun.

            2012.