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  >> Static Item >> Other >> Comedy >> ID #1839940  |   Show DetailsPrinter Friendly Page Tell A Friend
Old Lady
Poem about an elderly driver, pretty funny
Rated:
E
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Avg Rating: (4)
Old Lady driving a Cadillac Coup Deville
She can't even see over the steering wheel
To short to reach the brake pedal
Scraping the guardrails, metal to metal
Racing to 30 miles per hour all the way
In front of you she is sure to stay

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