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My Husband Steve
School Daze Nursery Rhyme Extravaganza Entry - Whimsy and wit are treasures!
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Diddle Diddle Dumpling, My husband Steve
Lost his keys on Christmas Eve
Were they in the kitchen? Where I can’t conceive!
Diddle Diddle Dumpling, My husband Steve

Diddle Diddle Dumpling, what a nut
He dropped the keys as the door slammed shut
Husband outside, door locked shut
Diddle Diddle Dumpling, what a nut

Diddle Diddle Dumpling, My husband Steve
Found his keys on New Year’s Eve
They slid under the fridge as he went to leave
Diddle Diddle Dumpling, My husband Steve

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