Big Dick Blues

My, the surprise when I saw your big dick

Wondering if my tight pussy can handle all of it

My body started heating up as my snapback pussy contracted

She was acting as if she was already having an orgasm

You told me how old you were when you lost your virginity

So I knew, no doubt, that you could please me

You have years of sexual experience under your belt

So I knew I was about to experience ecstasy I've never felt

You laid me on my back and opened my thighs

The sweet anticipation was making me high

You put your head between my legs, mouth on my pussy

And sucked so hard, I thought I was getting a hysterectomy

I writhed my body but it wasn't from pleasure

Your pussy-eating skills was absolute torture

Luckily for me, you didn't stay there long

Your mouth on my pussy is not where it belongs

You flipped me over and put me on my knees

And I thought, "This is doggy style, surely he'll please!"

You put the condom on as I fought to stay wet

Turning into the Sahara, I became mentally upset

You fumbled for the hole and forced your way in

Your thrusts were very weak much to my chagrin

You would start, then stop, start, then stop

Whatever you were doing was a sexual flop

"Whose this pussy for? Whose pussy is this?"

I looked back at him and knew it'd never be his

I moan and groan so that he could hurry it up

And he really thought he was tearing this pussy up

As big as his dick was, it did nothing to me

And I found that to be quite disappointing

He was all out of breath as if he did something

While in my mind, he was reduced to nothing

My sad little pussy was sitting there so dry

Looking like puddles in the middle of July

I looked at him with disdain and felt like I was tricked

How are you so worthless and you have a big dick?

I hate you! You disgust me! This was so pointless!

Did you even notice how your poor performance caused me distress?

Don't touch me! Don't kiss me! Better yet, get out!

This that kind of shit that I'm talking about

Doping up my head with all these whack promises

And when it comes down to it, your word is shot to pieces

Your subpar skills have made me want to be celibate

And all because your big dick ain't worth shit

Lose my number: I never even existed

I am dead serious, don't get it twisted

Don't text, don't facebook, hold on, DELETE!

I am so for real, please don't make me repeat

But before you leave, I need to say something fast

Cut that shitty dick off and throw it in the trash!

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