KEVLAR HELMET INSTRUCTION MANUAL.

Step 1. Put on the kevlar helmet as the instructing picture guides.

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2. Double check your kevlar helmet.

3. Double-Double check your kevlar helmet.

4. Clean hole one in your kevlar helmet.

5. Clean hole two in your kevlar helmet.

6. Clean EVERYTHING on your Kevlar helmet.

''Woah, woah, woah, how long is this shit?'' ''I don't know , don't fucking ask me.'' The other soldier annoyingly responded. '' Fuck, I am bored.'' The third soldier had been trying to entertain himself. BOOM! ''Explosion?'' '' ABOUT FUCKING TIME!'' The soldiers stand up and pick up their guns. Then they run outside from their rooms.

THE FUCKING END.