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  >> Static Item >> Poetry >> Comedy >> ID #212307  |   Show DetailsPrinter Friendly Page Tell A Friend
The ace up my sleeve
Bathroom humor
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Alone I sit in my private place
My pants around my knees
When at the door I hear a knock
And someone's deadened pleas.

The thing they want is mine for now
The ace that's up my sleeve.
I say that it might be awhile
And they drop down to their knees.

They say that I must hurry now
I say I'll take my time
And that is when I realize
The power is all mine.

So here I sit in my private place
My pants around my knees
I think I'll flush the toilet once

Just to be a tease.
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