Guess Who?!?

Crikey! You mean you can’t tell by my mussed short blonde hair and obvious Australian accent? Well, let me give you a few clues and maybe that will help. I’m a greenie and I make a quid at the biggest zoo in The Lucky Country. We’re out here in Central Park today trying to find some great wildlife footage. So far I’ve found three dirty bums, two shonky muggers and one rabid squirrel, but I won’t give up! I’ve been told that New York City has the best “wildlife” and I’ve been all over the world! Ah mate, this is a beautiful city, but I’ve got to tell you that nothing beats the outback.

My parents are greenies too, must be where I got that trait. I grew up in the bush rescuing snakes, crocs, roos, and koalas. You name it and I have probably seen it, touched it or been bitten by it! I have dedicated my life to preserving wildlife. I can’t imagine any other way to spend my time, even if I have more close calls than a crash test dummy!

If you’ve watched my show, you’ve probably seen me get bit, mauled, and spit on by highly venomous red cobras. When I had my most recent knee surgery, due to croc “wrestling” and several come a gutsers down cliffs, not only did we film it; I got to watch while they did it! I’m such a hands-on guy, if the doc had let me I would have loved to have a go at assisting him!

That Sheila by the film crew is my wife Terri, she works with me, and next to her is our little girl Bindi Sue. Did you know that we named our baby daughter after my favorite crocodile in our zoo and our pet dog? Crikey mate, I'm dry as a dead dingo’s donger! I’ve got to choof off and get myself a coldie now so if you haven’t guessed yet, take a decko at the nametag on my crash hot khaki zoo uniform. Hooroo!