Schizophrenic

Nice day, Don’t you think?? Not one cloud in the sky!
The sun hurts my eyes.
Come now. You never enjoy the out doors any more.
I never enjoyed them, period.
Oh, why not? Beautiful birds singing...
Screeching, really.
the lovely aroma of flowers...
Pollen, enough said.
children playing without a care because school is out...
Disgusting little creatures.
Fine, fine, be like that!
I will.
Life is wonderful! You’re just a big stick in the mud!
Thanks.
Humph!
Mm.
Oh! Look! There’s little Amy playing in her yard.
What a tramp.
What!! She’s only five! Five years olds can’t be tramps! They don’t know how!
Fine. A tramp wanna-be, sorry about that.
Oh please!
<shrug>
It really is beautiful out! How about a walk in the park?
No.
For heaven sakes! Why not??
‘Cause.
Why do you always complain! Complain, complain, complain! That’s all you ever do. Why???
‘Cause I’m with you!
You’re so obnoxious.
Thanks.
I swear, I don’t know why I put up with you!
I do.
Oh, well then, why don’t you enlighten me.
The same reason I put up with you.
And that would be...
We share a brain! Jeez, I obviously have it most of the time.
Jerk. Can’t you ever be nice!
Nope.
<sigh> Why not?
Mm.
Ha! You don’t have an answer!
Yes I do.
Care to share?
Nope.
Humph! Fine, I didn’t care so much any way.
Okay.
Humph!
Enough sun.
Huh?
Inside we go.
I want to be outside in the fresh air.
I don’t.
Well! Everything isn’t always about you!
It’s partly my body.
No. We’re staying out here. Fresh air can do us good.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
Absolutely not!
Fine! Okay! Jeez! Chill out! You’re so annoying.
Thanks.
That wasn’t a compliment.
Sure it was.
Whatever.
So, inside we go!
I give up!
Good.
I hate you.
You’re only hating yourself.
HUMPH!