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A (Now) Open Letter To JAX re: JA
While writing e-mail to fellow writer, JAX, I decided it would be fun to share it openly!
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After reading her funny answer to one of my questions posted at:

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Are you psychic? ... I *knew* you were going to say that.
by Erika


I became inspired to write a letter to JAX, who is known here by a number of ever changing handles, such as this one:



Anyway, to make a long story short (or is that to make a long story even longer!?!), I thought the letter I was writing her was a priceless work-of-literary-art and not meant for our eyes alone!

Therefore, I'm sharing a copy of it right here!!!

Here it is. . .





JAX!!!

Congratulations on your new job--or is that new robbery!?! LOLOLOL

I might try that sock thing. It will be a new twist on what I was wearing during our lengthy visit this last October.

His parking lot is in B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-D need of better drainage, but the exit is more handicap accessible than the one in front (at least, for exiting), so I went through the front door after parking my car in the back and had Candy (his receptionist) to let me in and out the back door (which can only be opened by employees of the firm) so I could bring in the presents I had for him.

Anyway, it had rained, so the lot was like a blankity-blank pond when it came to going to and from my car to that back entrance.

I took off my shoes when I got in so that I wouldn't slide on his uncarpeted floor and throw out my trick-knee. Therefore, I was barefooted during our visit.

Don't know whether he even noticed, because I had my shoes off and was sitting out in the reception area while he was still finishing off with a client.

So I agree that he might take more notice, if I arrived wearing only one (or even two) socks but nothing else besides my knee-brace and deodorant! LOLOLOLOL

I'm not going to say whether or not the notice would be favorable, though, although I can just picture him with one of his "I'm gonna skin you alive!" looks on his face (Like the one he was wearing when I was in the bushes outside his conference room after dark tapping on his window to get his attention with my too-wild perm looking wilder than ever!!!

Hey! This letter is getting so entertaining that I think I'll copy it and make it part of my journal about Johnny Angel!!!

Anyway, one reason that I'm writing is that the question I wrote that you answered inspired an In & Out, and I wanted you to take a look at it--and, hopefully, take part! This should be cool. If you're impressed, please pass the bitem on so others you know can find it, too.

Might plug it myself in your plug area--Oh yes! Since I'm going to make this letter public, I might as well put up a bitem for that, too!

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Again, best wishes with your new job!!!

Peace & Love,
AJ :)

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Johnny Angel Journal 
I've decided to put my thoughts & feelings re: Johnny Angel into a journal format.
by AJ Looking On The Bright Side
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