Baseball Sized Tattoos

An odd thing happened at the ballpark today witnesses reported. It seems like a set of twin girls set out to put the local game of baseball on its ear. During the seventh inning stretch a female spectator jumped onto the field and removed her blouse and bra revealing tattoos of baseball sized proportions on her breasts. SHe literally threw herself into the visitors dugout and was met with open arms, as I’m sure you can imagine.

When the home plate umpire tried to restore order by yelling, “Batter up” the centerfield wall was opened and the twin sister drove a red Mustang convertible around the outfield also brandishing baseball tattoos on her chest.

Looking deeper into this rather bizarre story, our Ace-in-the-hole star reporter turned up this interesting tidbit. The tattoo artist was once the star pitcher for the Rivendell Ravens. He agreed to perform his artwork in exchange for two things... The twins had to be living billboards by attending baseball games abd getting signatures on their balls uhmmm, breasts. Also the twins had to subscribe to his other failing business venture, “The Fruit of the Month” club.

I assure you people this is not made up. As far out and bizarre as this sounds this is the honest truth.

As a side note, the home team, the Beaverton Bandits outscored the Madison Monarchs 12 to 1 in the last three innings of play. The final score was Bandits 12 and the Monarchs 7 and that is the breast of the situation.