Why Dogs Are Better Than Teenagers

1) One word from you and a dog will vacate the sofa.
2) A dog always eats whatever you put in front of him.
3) A dog will never ask for designer jeans or trainers.
4) A dog will never answer back and always lets you have the last word.
5) A dog won't kick his ball and break the neighbours window.
6) A dog won't ask for driving lessons or expect to borrow the car.
7) A dog will never tell you that you are going grey or remark on your weight.
8) A dog never resorts to sarcasm.
9) A dog never squeezes his spots onto the bathroom mirror.
10) A dog won't run up your phone bill.