SUMMER IN CRAPVILLE

SUMMER IN CRAPVILLE
By Thad

I never did like summer much
It’s always hot outside and such
You can choose to burn in the heat
Or maybe get mugged on the street

You can also be stolen from
By someone with a shiny gun
Perhaps you’ll end up eating lead
By which I mean you’ll be shot dead

Your body will drop with a thud
And there will be a ton of blood
Your brains will pour on the concrete
While all the onlookers yell “Neat!”

Why not explore the local park
You’re pretty safe when it’s not dark
Meet a dealer who is yelling
See the many drugs he’s selling

The public bathrooms have no stalls
And “DIE” is written on the walls
There’s still some poop left in the pot
And many stains that time forgot

If you are one who likes to rest
You’ll like this feature, far the best
A mile down, there is a bench
Try to ignore the vile stench

Or you can hike up in the hills
Where there has been a dozen kills
The corpses are all in a heap
It kind of looks like they’re asleep

The plaza is nice to explore
As long as you are not too poor
You need to have enough to pay
The bribe, cops ask for, everyday

If you choose to go in the stores
You’ll see that they are filled with whores
And right outside, there is a gimp
Who got his legs broke by a pimp

I know this town extremely well
And let me tell you…summer’s hell
But use your head and don’t complain
It just contributes to the pain



NOTE: I originally rated this pg-13...why they forced it to be rated nc-17 is beyond me. There's not even sex in it!!! Doesn't nc-17 mean strong sexual content or whatever? People are stupid!