Forgive Me

I don't fit the profile
Of a girl guys truly adore.
So forgive me, please,
For not being a slut, skank, or whore.

Forgive me for not having perfect breasts
And an anorexic waste.
Forgive me for not seducing you
And making your heart race.

Forgive me if my hair
Doesn't look quite right.
Forgive me if I'm not
The absolute "perfect height."

Forgive me for not wanting
To wear a mini skirt.
Forgive me for not wanting
Your hands up my shirt.

Forgive me if
I'm not a loose chick.
Forgive me, please,
For not wanting to suck your dick.

Forgive me for hating you,
You egotistical jerk.
Forgive me for not flaunting my boobs--
I'd much rather do my work.

Forgive me if I'm not
What you want me to be.
Forgive me for wanting
To just be me.

Forgive me for being 16,
With my whole life ahead.
Forgive me for doing my homework
Instead of sleeping with you in bed.

Forgive me for not wanting
Anything to do with you...
Know what? With the bastard you are,
I should be forgiving you.