Starstruck

Am I starstruck?
You bet I am!
I can't get enough,
of that Roseanne.

She's quite the talker
Crass and loud
With her attitude
she stands out in a crowd.

Is she caressable?
That I don't know.
For that information
where would you go?

Go ask her husband.
or is that her ex?
Maybe her boyfriend
with whom she has sex.

Understanding her character
Is a difficult task
So why do I do it?
That's fair to ask.

I study her closely
every nuance and action
carefully noting
her every reaction.

She's really wild
Says what she will
If it comes to her mind
out her mouth it does spill.

This really costs her
The lesson I've learned
If you say what you think
prepare to be spurned!