Ripples in the Stories.Com Pond

Pssst, over here. Well actually down here. Ok then keep walking... before you know it you'll be right where they want you.

Who's they you ask. Well hello! I'm talking about those two over-zealous, over-achieving, I-want-to-rule-the-world Senior Moderator twins, waterbaby and yesnomaybe .

What! I have to prove to you that they have it in for the world? Are you going to listen to me this time? Ok, Ok, alright already, ...you are listening.

So let me start with Waterbaby. Her Bio block reads, "It's waterbaby...just waterbaby with a "small" w and no "the"..just waterbaby". Devious people with big intentions want to blend in, and the lower case letters is a good start. The caption under her scuba signature reads, "I don't make stupid mistakes...only clever ones". This tells me that her plans to rule the world are premeditated. I also heard her say that she wishes there were more water in Stories.Com.

This brings me to Tidbit and the wording of her Bio Block... "Hey there! I'm a 45 year old redneck woman with a warped sense of humor. I smell like vanilla, eat black pepper on cantaloupe, slam doors when I’m angry, drive with one foot in the seat, cuss like a sailor and laugh as often as possible. I fly by the seat of my pants and take no prisoners. I’m a piece of cake, an open book, a walking contradiction and constantly under construction. Welcome to my world. Pull up a chair and hang a while. Did I just see a tattoo of my name somewhere?"

Now for my translation... She's 45 has a red neck, probably gets too much sun. To look at what she did to me I would say she has a warped sense of humor. Smells like vanilla, probably because that was the last ingredient she put into her boiling cauldron. She cusses like a sailor, well that might be so but I would rather like to think that she is chanting a spell. She flies, don't know many witches that don't fly. She takes no prisoners, if Hansel and Gretel only had this kind of warning. And did she say she had an open book and was always under construction. She's looking at cosmetology books looking for a new nose she would like to see on her face.

Now I mentioned their personalities let me get down to what put me through this little transformation. Well they were in the Senior Moderator Forum posting away their plots to rule the world. I was curious and I didn't heed their warnings to stay out. You would think Waterbaby or Tidbit could put some runes or some other mystical lock on their posts. I read an interesting post and I went to make a joke about it. I saw a 45 year old woman with a red neck, and a younger woman wearing a wetsuit complete with snorkel and flippers. Then I heard "Moo..." words I didn't recognize and then there was a flash of light. When my eyes adjusted a fly flew within inches of me and (swallow) I think I ate it.

Waterbaby just about gagged when I sucked up the fly. Tidbit gave a nice little laugh "MODhahahahaha".

So now I am a frog.

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I now have a mission, I must stop Waterbaby and Tidbit from turning Stories.Com into a pond. If they turned this website into another body of water I wonder how many people would drown in bad writings. Even though the Senior Mods are a close knit group I can't let them get away with their devious, dastardly plan.

If the The StoryMaster or The StoryMistress finds out about their plans they could be deleted or worse, they could be made to swallow flies just like me. But the reason I don't want to see them deleted is more personal, without them in their portfolios it'll be even harder for me to convince them to turn me back into the good-looking Senior Mod that I am supposed to be.

So now you know how MOO for President , me, became this fly eating frog, won't you please help me put waterbaby and yesnomaybe back on the Stories.Com straight and narrow and also put in a good word so they will turn be back into a Senior Mod?

Can I count on you? Please before that fly gets any closer...