One Star Moo-Tel

Parody Of Heartbreak Hotel - grand prize winner in Chuckster 's fine contest!

Note: this was written when this website was called Stories.Com. In January 2003, the name was changed to Writing.Com.

No disrespect intended to the King of Rock n' Roll or his memory.

One Star Moo-Tel



By Elkis Presley

Well, since my Bessie left me
I found a new place to dwell
It’s down at the end of Stories Street
at One Star Moo-tel

You make me moo now Bessie,
I get low rated
I get low rated,
Watch me cry

Although I'm always writing
My port still has some room
For Bessie to come find me
and sing away my gloom

You make me moo now, Bessie
I get low rated
I get low rated
Watch me cry

Well Story Master, he keeps codin',
and Story Mistress, she so sweet,
They been so long on Stories Street
They never gonna eat beef

You make me moo now, Bessie
I get low rated
I get low rated
I could cry

Hey, if your bovine leaves you
and you got a tale to tell
Just take a walk down Stories Street
to One Star Moo-tel

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