Trip Planning

Call the motor club
and map out my life.
Give me the shortest route
to obscurity.
Aviod the toll roads
I've already paid my dues.

Don't need to know where
the hotels are...
not planning on staying long.
Don't care about amusements parks,
I'm already being strung along.

No need to make allowances
for detours,
maybe a roadblock or two
is what I need.
And if its true that all
roads lead to you...
why can't I find the
path to your heart?

On what route will
I find true friends?
Can I count on them
when you lead me astray,
or better yet will you plug
in your coordinates
into my locating device?