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NORM BATES HOTEL
Written for Chuckster's Elvis Parody Contest!
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NORM BATES MOTEL

Well I was getting tired,
Had to sleep for a spell;
So I pulled into the parking lot
Of the Norm Bates Hotel.

I needed a shower, maybe
A real hot shower
For a hot shower I could die!

Now I rang for some service
I had to have a room;
As long as it has a shower
To help fight off the gloom.

I need a shower, maybe
A real hot shower
For a hot shower I could die!

Well the nightclerk came in smiling
With a dark gleam in his eye;
He gave me a great discount
And I started to wonder why..

I need a shower, maybe
A real hot shower
For a hot shower, I could die!

Hey, I got in the shower
Before I could unpack;
Then Ol' Norm Bates walked in
And pulled the curtain back!

I need a shower, maybe
A real hot shower
For a hot shower, I could die!


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