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A Word of Warning...
The humor (or lack there of, you be the judge) of this piece is taken from the Evil Dead Trilogy starring the man, the myth, the legend, Mr. Bruce Campbell. If you've never seen these movies, the song will probably make little sense because it is made up of mostly in-jokes. If that's the case, sorry, but the song is still kind of funny. :) One Additional Note to all those Evil Dead fans out there... My cousin attended a Bruce Campbell book signing and Bruce actually signed a copy of this song and kept a copy for himself. It's now hanging in my bedroom. Thanks a million Q! Hey, I'm a dork, but I'm a happy dork. Enjoy...   My friend Bruce Campbell Was a very unlucky guy With a chainsaw hand, probably S-Mart brand And with scars from head to thigh My friend Bruce Campbell Was crazy some did say But the Deadites know, he was their foe Many of them he did slay There must have been some magic in That old Necronomicon For when he quoted passages He knew he’d be Dead by Dawn My friend Bruce Campbell Was transported back in time He still had his gun, so go ahead and run Back home to Momma and cry Down at the graveyard With a boom-stick in his hand He misspoke some words and the spirits heard Spreading darkness across the land He led the fight with Richard’s men And the help of Henry the Red But when evil Ash had stole the book Bruce took care of that Evil Dead Oh, my friend Bruce Campbell Knew the past was not for he So he took a drink and was back in a blink Hail to the King, Baby Slashety, chop chop Slashety, chop chop Dead witches on their backs Slashety, chop chop Slashety, chop chop It’s a trick go get an axe!  
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