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a tribute to e. e. cummings this write i for little reason other than to waste paper (glory glory whatchadoin) and to show the world that i am unique because im too lazy to use capitalization orotherpunctuation im praised for my use of poetic license but its really just crap grammar and i bred a generation of dandified elitist socalled poets who also think they are different from the rest when actually my reason for using a lowercase i when referring to myself is due to my lack of self esteem and i am undeserving of an upper case personal pronoun or capital letters when spelling my name (kd lang went me one better and left out those little dots after her initials i dont know why i didnt think ofthat) (america how i love thee) besides it takes much less thought to spell contractions without apostrophes dont you think and to runwords together rather than hit the space key (perhaps i was born without thumbs) and danged if i could ever figure out when to use a freakin semicolon but my biggest problem howeveris not knowing when this poem ends as a period is unknown to me and i go onandonandonandon DMM
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