Twelve Days Of Christmas Parody

TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS - ANOTHER VERSION

On the first day of Christmas
My friend gave to me
A signature for free!

On the second day of Christmas
My friend gave to me
Two good suggestions
And a signature for free!

On the third day of Christmas
My friend gave to me
Three ideas for a contest.
Two good suggestions
And a signature for free!

On the fourth day of Christmas
My friend gave to me
Four hundred gift points,
Three ideas for a contest,
Two good suggestions,
And a signature for free!

On the fifth day of Christmas
My friend gave to me
Five very good ratings,
Four hundred gift points,
Three ideas for a contest,
Two good suggestions,
And a signature for free!

On the sixth day of Christmas
My friend gave to me
Six new suggestions,
Five very good ratings,
Four hundred gift points,
Three ideas for a contest,
Two good suggestions,
And a signature for free!

On the seventh day of Christmas
My friend gave to me
Seven months of upgrading,
Six new suggestions,
Five very good ratings,
Four hundred gift points,
Three ideas for a contest,
Two good suggestions,
And a signature for free!

On the eighth day of Christmas
My friend gave to me
Eight poems he'd written,
Seven months of upgrading,
Six new suggestions,
Five very good ratings,
Four hundred gift points,
Three ideas for a contest,
Two good suggestions,
And a signature for free!

On the ninth day of Christmas
My friend gave to me
Nine recommendations,
Eight poems he'd written,
Seven months of upgrading,
Six new suggestions,
Five very good ratings,
Four hundred gift points,
Three ideas for a contest,
Two good suggestions,
And a signature for free!

On the tenth day of Christmas
My friend gave to me
Ten words of appreciation,
Nine recommendations,
Eight poems he'd written,
Seven months of upgrading,
Six new suggestions,
Five very good ratings,
Four hundred gift points,
Three ideas for a contest,
Two good suggestions,
And a signature for free!

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My friend gave to me,
Eleven smiley faces,
Ten words of appreciation,
Nine recommendations,
Eight poems he'd written,
Seven months of upgrading,
Six new suggestions,
Five very good ratings,
Four hundred gift points,
Three ideas for a contest,
Two good suggestions,
And a signature for free!

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My friend gave to me
Twelve reasons for living,
Eleven smiley faces,
Ten words of appreciation,
Nine recommendations,
Eight poems he'd written,
Seven months of upgrading,
Six new suggestions,
Five very good ratings,
Four hundred gift points,
Three ideas for a contest,
Two good suggestions,
And a signature for free!

(Whew!)