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Content Rating Notice:  Recommended for Readers 18 Years and Older Only
  >> Static Item >> Poetry >> Teen >> ID #602941  |   Show DetailsPrinter Friendly Page Tell A Friend
Slumber Party Haiku
Late night gossip, Haiku style...
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Rug-burn Rhonda ran
Her big mouth all day today
In chemistry class

And Andy ambled
By my locker, mmmmm, he is
So “Sly” sexy, eh?

Pass the chips puh-lease.
Nacho dip reminds me of
Lunchroom food. BARF-O!

Then Tina tried out
For pompon squad, but when she
Did, she split her pants!

Did you catch the size
Of Zoë’s Zit? Moth, golf or
Baseball size, AT LEAST!

Linda’s asleep first!
Put her bra in the Freezer!
New name: Tit-cicles!



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